Santa Banta all the way :-)

Santa @ Hospital

Santa: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa Repairing Door Bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4  days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the  bell but no one comes out.  

Santa as Inspector

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

Santa as a Business Man

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor:-)

Santa @ Job Interview

Ultimate answer while changing the job.Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

Santa @ Wife's Funeral 

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa making an STD Call

Santa wanted to make a STD call to Punjab.He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

Santa's Wife is Pregnant

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai?Santa: Kyun ki pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

Santa @ a Shop

Santa enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Santa: Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Santa with a tourist

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Santa: Any great man born in this village?

Santa: No sir, only small Babies!!!

Santa @ School when child

Teacher: A for?

Santa: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Santa: Jay mata di.

Santa in America

American: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

Santa: "India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

Sardar @ Pizza Hut

Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa making a call

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Banta to Santa

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Santa doing higher studies

Santa sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.When a person asked what he was doing?He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

Santa and Banta after Exam

Santa and Banta were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank

Banta: So what?

Santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Santa learning english

Santa learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

this is my sardarni,

he is my kid,

& she is my kidney.

Santa & Banta

Santa: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Banta: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.