Funny Leave Applications...

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people.....

A student's leave letter

"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...." 

A candidate's application

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or   Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."

H.R.F., Taxila: An employee applied for leave as follows

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows

"Since I've to go to the graveyard at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me  half   day casual leave" 

A leave letter to the headmaster

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me   today"

An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

Another leave letter written to the headmaster

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

A covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

From P.T.C.L. Administration dept

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

Actual letter written for application of leave

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Another gem from H.R.F. Leave-letter from an employee who was

Performing his daughter's wedding

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."